In a place beyond time and bureaucracy, legendary figures are queued for reincarnation through an overly complicated system managed by Saint Peter himself. Among millions waiting their turn, King Leonidas and the mystic Rasputin form an unlikely alliance. Two men who should have nothing in common except for the fact that neither of them knows how to follow rules.
When they request to be reincarnated together with full memory retention, the system, either out of exhaustion or divine sarcasm grants their wish.
They awaken in the modern world, thrown into a deeply unstable criminal ecosystem ruled by rival mafia and yakuza clans locked in endless territorial war. Leonidas rises as a fearsome mafia boss who treats gang warfare like ancient battlefield formations, insisting on honor, discipline, and spear-based solutions in a gun-filled world. Rasputin, on the other hand, becomes a strange spiritual mediator whose “miracles” and cryptic advice accidentally influence powerful organizations into making the worst. Yet somehow most effective, peace decisions.
What was supposed to be a violent underworld quickly turns into something far more absurd: clans intimidated not by strength alone, but by confusion, misinterpretation, and the unsettling presence of two reincarnated legends who seem to break every rule of reality without even trying.
And yet, despite their chaos, something impossible begins to happen. Centuries of blood feuds slowly start to end.
Not because of strategy.
Not because of power.
But because no one can figure out how to deal with them long enough to keep fighting.