COSMIC FUDGE

When the cosmic crap hits the fan, it really hits. An alien incursion absolutely flattens the Primordial Earth Protectorate, leaving behind a few battered survivors, one clapped-out android… and a plan that’s, frankly, cooked. Their last hope? A dodgy purple portaloo that doubles as a time machine. Yeah. She’ll be right, mate. Mission: drag two long-retired agents out of their timelines and get them to save Earth (again). Problem: they’ve been out of the game for yonks. Bigger problem: the entire pan-cosmos is going off its chops, apparently thanks to a big arse space goanna. From backwater planets to full-blown interdimensional chaos, weirdness is kicking off everywhere, and none of it seems connected… or does it? Nah, yeah… nah. Probably not. If you like your sci-fi a bit loose, your fantasy off the rails, and your humour with more Aussie flavour than a works burger, COSMIC FUDGE is a bonkers, end-of-everything romper stomp that’s equal parts epic and taking the piss. Just remember, leave your common sense at the door… or it’ll get blown away faster than a fart in a fan factory. Oh, and if you feel like it, shout me a coffee (or beer) with Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/cosmicfudge