Kage? No Problem, Just Pay Up

Reborn in the shinobi world, Shiki awakened the Character Simulation System. His very first role was none other than Admiral Borsalino. Thus began the grand career of a professional slacker in the unforgiving world of ninja. His new philosophy on life was brilliantly simple: why stand when you can sit? And if you can just let things take their natural course, why break a sweat or bend over backwards trying to prove yourself to anyone? "Oh, this Uchiha Clan... Every single one of them is a genius, and with that Sharingan of theirs to boot. How terrifying!" he would constantly lament, a lazy, mocking smirk playing on his lips. "And what about their Kekkei Genkai, those unbelievable S-Rank techniques, and the dreadful Tailed Beasts? Not to mention the Five Kage, who keep those colossal monsters around like mere house pets! Every opponent is more dreadful than the last. This world is truly a frightening place, and I am but a humble shinobi, just trying to scrape by from paycheck to paycheck." He would have happily languished in his idleness forever, had he not stumbled upon the official mission compensation rates. I'm sorry, what was that? A single S-Rank Mission pays a cool million ryo?! To hell with the Tailed Beasts! Who cares about the God of Shinobi? To the devil with the Uchiha Clan and Otsutsuki Kaguya! Still drawling his signature "how terrifying" with feigned trepidation, he was now delivering light-speed kicks to those very same almighty Otsutsuki, knocking them out cold in the blink of an eye. From that moment on, he lived by a single rule: pay handsomely, gentlemen, and for the right price, I will grind all Five Kage combined into dust!