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Naruto: Sasuke Can Hear My thoughts

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"Wake up, you moron! What's wrong with you?" Sasuke barked, hauling Naruto off the ground. Naruto blinked, looking like a confused potato. "Sis... lemme sleep five more minutes..." He let out a massive, lazy yawn that showed off way too many teeth. "Dead last? What did you just call me?" Sasuke snapped, shoving him back into the dirt with a thud. Naruto finally snapped out of it and looked around, his brain clearly lagging. [Wait, where am I? And who is this guy in front of me? He’s so cute I wanna squish his cheeks, hehe!] "What did you just say?!" Sasuke’s face turned bright red. He was ready to throw hands, but he froze. Something was weird. Naruto’s mouth hadn't moved, but Sasuke definitely heard him. "Hey boy, care to tell me where I am? Did you kidnap this lady?" Naruto asked out loud. [Honestly, even if you didn't kidnap me and just asked nicely, I wouldn't say no, hehe!] Sasuke stared at him, the horrifying truth sinking in: he could hear this idiot's thoughts. But why does he think I kidnapped him? And 'lady'?! This moron actually thinks he's a girl and that I'm trying to do something 'sus' to him! Sasuke’s cheek started twitching as his entire face went nuclear-red. "Is this idiot actually gay?"
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