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Jujutsu Kaisen: I'm Too OP So I Chose Violence (The Funny Kind)

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Not a Translation. A guy chokes on a grape, dies, and accidentally gets every power in existence from a ROB too lazy to fix the mistake. Instead of being a hero, he hops between fictional worlds just to be a menace. He sits on Whitebeard's chair while he's in it. Pokes Frieza mid-monologue into orbit. Spoils the entire Uchiha plot at a ramen stand. Puts a "kick me" sign on Madara during a war. Villains hate him. Heroes are confused. He cannot be stopped and he will not be serious.
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True Blood: The Blood King

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