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Hokage My Diary Reveals the Ōtsutsuki's Descent

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He woke up. Bắc Nguyên Phong had transmigrated into the Naruto world—and braced himself to be cannon fodder, just another nameless ninja grinding through the same cycle of war and suffering. But then, impossibly, a diary system awakened within him. Through his journal entries, everything he wrote became real. Bloodlines manifested. Jutsu techniques materialized. Divine weapons fell into his hands. All he had to do was write it down. But something was wrong. Day by day, he realized the world was shifting in ways it shouldn't. Uchiha Sasuke awakened his Sharingan far too early. Uzumaki Naruto obtained Sage Mode when he should still be a child. Uchiha Itachi never died—he lived, thrived, became something else entirely. The Ōtsutsuki descended ahead of schedule. The world's very narrative was breaking apart. What changed: Uchiha Sasuke: "This time, I'll become Hokage!" Senju (Or surviving clan member): "This time, I won't fall at the summit tower!" Uchiha Itachi: "I want to help bring peace to this world, to remove all obstacles!" Hatake Kakashi: "I won't be split evenly between two teams anymore!" The world's story was rewriting itself. Growing stranger. More unpredictable. And somehow, it all traced back to him.
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