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The transmigrator Bai Ye awakens a “Heaven Rewards Diligence” system: every skill on his status panel has proficiency, and any real training steadily turns into growth—effort in, power out. But the real cheat is AFK mode: the system provides three AFK slots. Whether it’s a talent trait or an ability trait, once slotted in, it will generate continuous gains automatically, letting him stockpile progress even when he’s not actively grinding. He assumes that’s the whole blessing—until, years later, an invitation arrives from a cross-dimensional mutual-aid chat group, linking him to people from entirely different worlds… and opening the door to even bigger opportunities (and chaos).

Jay is done. Burned out, overworked, and stuck in a life that never felt like his. Then one bad night and a split-second decision changed everything. He wakes up in the Marvel Universe. This is a story about choices, consequences, and carving out your place in a world full of gods, monsters, and impossible odds If you've ever dreamed of dropping into your favorite universe but playing it your way—this one's for you. Chapter Updates: 7 Ch/Week + Bonus chapters ________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction work. All rights to Marvel characters, settings, and intellectual property except OC belong to Marvel Comics. This story is a non-commercial tribute created for entertainment purposes only. Tags: Marvel AU, Power Stealing, Anti-Hero, Strategic MC, Morally Gray, Isekai-with-Consequences

Eli wins a one-in-a-trillion opportunity: he can travel to a parallel universe of his choice—and make three wishes. He chooses the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) and requests the power to copy the concept of anything he touches—Tabula Rasa. With it, the world becomes his playground: Touch an ant, and he gains superhuman strength. Touch an immortal jellyfish, and he becomes immortal. Touch a fan, and he can create and control wind. Touch Vibranium, and his skin becomes unbreakable, capable of absorbing energy. With each new ability, Eli edges closer to a singular goal: to stand above all beings in the MCU. Follow his journey as he tests the limits of his powers, faces formidable heroes and villains, and navigates a universe where anything is possible. (this is my very first fanfic so please share your thoughts so I can improve) [ this is not a Translation or AI written and I do not own Marvel or it's characters I only own Eli in this story ]

Cain, a vampire Overgod, turns back time to escape a total annihilation, only to awaken back in time where he was bound by a marriage blood pact to three beautiful vampire sisters who share his power and slow his growth. To regain his peak strength and take revenge on the gods who ambushed him, he must escape the bond. He escaped an ambush by the highest gods. Escaping three vampire wives should be easy. But what if all three of his wives can hear all his thoughts? Can they contain this Overgod creature? Can an Overgod such as himself escape this romantic love affair? WARNING: THIS IS A NO SYSTEM NOVEL.

Cursed prince Zyranth is dying from shadows that eat his soul… unless he fúcks powerful women to steal their essence and grow stronger. One brutal, mind-melting session at a time, he builds a harem of deadly beauties: - A red-haired warrior who rides him like she’s conquering kingdoms - A silver-haired sorceress whose pú$sy pulses with forbidden magic - A diplomat whose curves seal treaties in cûm - An elf healer who binds him with living vines - An assassin who surrenders her blade—and every h0le Every thrust unlocks new power. Every 0rgasm crushes the curse. Every woman joins the fight against a rival duke who wants the throne… and his head. But the more he claims, the hungrier the shadows become. Will his endless, filthy b0nds save the empire… or doom it to eternal lúst? If you love over-the-top fúcking that actually moves the plot, this is your next addiction. Add now before the next chapter drops and the shadows claim him forever.

After being reincarnated, she found herself as a girl, a beautiful woman with white hair and fox ears. Wasn't this exactly what "General Tianji" Fei Xiao looked like in her previous life? The news reported the arrival of monsters, including fire-breathing lizards, water-spraying turtles, and numerous other monsters. The monsters' terrifying power left people feeling helpless. With the arrival of the system, I thought it would be a savior story, but what the heck is this "Pokémon System"? Upon closer inspection, aren't these Pokémon? ........ A few years later. People live in harmony with Pokémon But looking at that powerful and handsome woman, they wondered, "Is she really not a Pokémon?"

Thanks for the invitation—I'm currently in Teyvat, working myself to the bone… Until one day, I awakened a Task & Lottery System. As long as I complete tasks, I can draw rewards. And so, in order to complete those tasks… Eula: “You’re telling me now that all those confessions were fake? I don’t accept that. You must just be afraid of rejection. Don’t worry, my love—I’ll personally teach you what true affection is…” Shenhe: “You are the red string that binds me. As for those who dare interfere with us… they’ll have to disappear.” Kamisato Ayaka: “Completing tasks? That’s your excuse? Then fine—I'll be the one giving you tasks from now on.” Yichen: “Hehe… no matter what, I must survive!”

His father died to save him; now, the Underworld will burn to avenge him. Reinhardt Phenex has woken up with a "System" that holds the keys to godhood and a thirst for absolute sovereignty. In a world of betrayal and civil war, he is the wild card that no one saw coming—and the one they will soon fear.

This is a story of time travel and upgrading to the top. There is no palace fight, no house fight, and no infinite flow upgrade flow, not even anything above his head. Because he became the creator of the Hebrew mythological world, a supreme ruler. "I am Jehovah, and this is my name." PS: This article is not abusive at all. Readers who like to read light articles, come

The most unlucky woman in the world vs The most mysterious man in the world. A piece of paper declaring a marriage alliance between two enemy families was not her business. Because she would never be picked as the bride anyway. Officer Tai Liwu's bad luck was not just broken heels, exploding cars or birds pooping on her head. It also extended to her dating life--which did not exist. She had resigned herself to a lifetime of arresting bad guys and surviving death with zero romance. But when her sister has a panic attack before walking down the aisle, Tai Liwu is shoved into the bridal hall and told to smile. On the other side of the aisle, City Lord Shen Weijun was dealing with his own disaster: his brother, the intended groom had drugged him, put him in the grooms clothes and bolted! Forced to step in under a false identity, Weijun expects nothing more than a political farce. After all, their families are sworn enemies and this wedding is supposed to be a ceasefire, not a love story. But trouble brews when Weijun finds himself falling for the sharp-tongued police officer who can arrest a pickpocket with one hand and chase after her hat with the other. Pretty soon, he is more interested in kissing her than fearing her bad luck and suspicious intentions. And Liwu, her "bad luck" takes a twist when on her wedding night, she awakens a bad luck system, throwing their lives into chaos.