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Lucky Golden Dragon in the 80s: My Dad? I Switched Him for a Better One

Dimpled Meow
When the three-year-old Long Zai opens her eyes again, she has unexpectedly become a pitiful, lonely, and helpless little girl in the 1980s. Led by her biological mother on a turbulent journey north to find her father, who would have thought she would starve to death halfway there. To think that she, as a lucky Golden Dragon from the Heavenly Realm, lawless and domineering since childhood, had ever been bullied by anyone? So, deciding to go all the way, she packed her bag and rushed to the family compound. Who knew her scumbag father would be holding his new wife's hand and carrying their new child, only to kick her, this burden, out the door! Before the cold-faced big shot father appeared, the warm-hearted Auntie Pang took her home and doted on her to the heavens! The scumbag father gloated: "You picked up a jinx, just wait for your bad luck!" Who knew the little Long Zai was already secretly using her powers!!! Her cheat-like magical space was filled to the brim; wild vegetables she casually pointed at were also spiritual herbs. Not only did she lead her adoptive parents to become gradually wealthy, but she also cured her adoptive father's chronic illness of many years! The scumbag father calls her a jinx? Then let his competitor get a promotion! Bully her for being an orphan? The vicious siblings will suffer collective misfortune! Her adoptive mother hugged the lucky treasure Shanshan and cried with joy: "Our little baby isn't a money-losing burden, she's our family's great lucky star." One day, while delivering medicine to a big shot in the family compound, she unintentionally helped him find his long-lost daughter... The whole compound went into an uproar, everyone vying to dote on her. Shanshan watched as her scumbag father's destitute family came begging for shelter: "Move aside, you're stepping on the spiritual fungus I planted."
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