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The Technique Theif

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Every technique is one touch away. Keeping them might cost him everything. Tobi Miller was a pickpocket. Nimble fingers, empty pockets, and a talent for stealing just enough to survive. Then a four-story fall onto San Francisco concrete killed him. He woke up in a different world, trapped in the broken body of Wei Xuanji: a noble clan's greatest embarrassment, a cultivator with a shattered Heart Meridian and a reputation worse than his injuries. But the new body came with a gift nobody asked for. One brush of skin, and Tobi absorbs another cultivator's technique instantly, perfectly, irreversibly. A healer's diagnostic touch. A warrior's movement art. A prodigy's killing strike. Each theft makes him stronger. Each theft damages the person he stole from. Now the clan's golden son wants him dead, a physician is tracing the fingerprints he's leaving in other people's qi, and his own meridian is eating itself alive. He has weeks before his body collapses. The only path to survival means trusting the people he's been robbing. A street thief's instincts say run. But there's nowhere left to fall.
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