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Chronicles of the Neon Regressor

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Hey, reader. Yeah, you. You’re probably wondering why a cute little two-year-old is narrating a story where worlds burn and betrayal cuts deeper than any blade. Let me save you the suspense: I’ve died more times than you can count, and yes… every time it’s because someone I trusted stabbed me in the back. Lucky for me, I have this neat little trick called REWIND. One word, one breath, and reality itself folds to my will. Problem is… even I don’t know how deep this rabbit hole goes. The next time I hit “reset,” it won’t just be my life on the line—it’ll be all of Elyria. You see, Elyria isn’t just my home. It’s fragile. It’s doomed. And the people around me? Well… some will betray me again, just like before. Maybe you’ll cheer. Maybe you’ll cry. Either way, I’m going to make sure this time, I control the ending. So, buckle up. You’re about to witness a baby prodigy who laughs in the face of death, bends fate like clay, and might just watch an entire world collapse… all while breaking the fourth wall to make sure you never forget who’s really in control.
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