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Comrades, Let Me Tell You Something

Roks_San
Welcome to the wildest corner of the internet. A world where logic gets roasted, common sense gets kicked in the shins, and laughter reigns supreme. Meet Kade, the silver-haired YouTuber with too much confidence and not enough self-control; Dr. Flex, the overly dramatic “doctor” whose medical degree might be from a cereal box; And Viviana, the sharp-tongued intellectual queen who could debate a rock and still win. Together, they form the most chaotic trio to ever open a camera and say, “So, let’s talk about the world.” From the horrors of math to the mysteries of pets, from the philosophy of being ugly to the tragedy of off-brand items, these three will dissect humanity, one hilarious rant at a time. Every episode is packed with insane energy, emotional nonsense, and real-world truth that hurts a little too much. It’s comedy. It’s chaos. It’s therapy disguised as stupidity. So whether you’re a long-time survivor of “The Story Is Very Human” or a new recruit stumbling into this circus, sit down, relax, and let your brain cells take a break. Because in this world, every opinion is loud, every moment is absurd, and every story ends with someone (usually Kade) regretting their life choices. This isn’t just a book— it’s a global roast session. And when they say they’ll talk about everything, they mean everything. "Comrades, Let Me Tell You Something", The internet’s favorite disaster trio is here, and they’re about to make you laugh harder than you should.
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Beauty and the Thief [BL]

Tao Hua's life is fucking miserable, and that misery somehow earns him the title of "Village Disgrace." In order to cope with the awful treatment, he often retreats into words untold, dictated by the flip of a page. These worlds leave him with the dream of escaping this piece of shit town. To his utter dismay, his wish comes true, but not in the way all those fairytales promised. His saviour is a man he becomes enthralled with and whom he names “Lord No-Name.” This male lead is a touchy man with many faces. And for lack of a better word, Tao Hua can’t decide if he’s either the story’s love interest or villain. But the two share a common sentiment. This prince, alike Tao Hua, is also fucking miserable. But arguably worse! And instead of coping like a normal fucking person, he does the opposite. He doesn't escape. He doesn't cope. He just tries to fight against the already fated truth of his demise. 0/10, worst prince ever written. Misery aside, this fateful encounter will force Tao Hua to make a choice, leaving him with only one question: "What was one mean-spirited beast to a town of people who despise a beauty's entire existence?" ──── ୨୧ ──── Beauty and the Thief is a slow-burn, stop to smell the roses, type of novel. That being said, the roses are beautiful, and upon closer observation they’re less floral than once thought. It follows the POV of Tao Hua, as he tries to navigate his new life in a place that actually values him, and the prince of this story’s mood swings. ──── ୨୧ ──── !!!!Disclaimer!!!! EXTREMELY SLOW PACED! This story borrows the premise of Beauty and the Beast, by Jeanne-Marie Le Prince de Beaumont, relying heavily on the trope while also twisting it to smithereens. The beast element is exchanged for a power dynamic, and the curse differs from the original story. The narration borders on sarcastic and self-aware, while also targeting deeper topics. It often breaks the fourth wall as a stylistic choice. A lot of the work will be edited over time, but the bones will remain the same.
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