Pokémon: Mercenary I'm Evil!

Reincarnation never quite plays out the way it should. In China, it’s revenge-thirsty lunatics. In Korea, it’s endless bully dramas. In Japan—well, best not to speak of the Rule 34 fallout. But in this timeline, Anansi Dredd isn’t bound by cliché. Reborn into the Pokémon world, he vows not to be another tragic hero or destined savior. No, he will be the greatest mercenary alive—a mastermind feared across regions, breaker of hearts, corrupter of ideals, and have a team on Pokémon that speaks only power! Plus Ultra to face! He is also completely unhinged. Anansi: “Behold, Ashlyn! My Anti-Wound-Inator! With this machine I will bankrupt the healthcare industry, topple overpriced insurance plans, and heal every last stubbed toe in the Dark Town AREA!!!!” Ashlyn: “…Why would you—” Anansi: “Silence overly attractive raven beauty! You see, years ago I was denied treatment at a hospital because my coverage was ‘ineligible.’ That day, they created their worst enemy! Now, with the combined might of three Chansey's, two Miltanks, a Ditto, and… yes, even Dr. Beedrill, I shall unleash Full Regen (invented by me) upon this cursed economy!” Ashlyn blinks. Brock and Misty exchange looks. Pikachu is trying kill Anansi Pikachu by chocking him with her tail. The smug prick is always taunting her. This is no ordinary reincarnation tale. This is the legend of Anansi Dredd: mercenary, madman, and mastermind whose only real goal is to make everyone else question why fate brought him here in the first place.