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The Count's Only Son is A Scammer.

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“Your Majesty! Why are you selling the kingdom to pay the debts?!” The king threw his hands up. “What was I supposed to do?! Those scammers owned a dragon!” Meanwhile, in a Neighboring Kingdom... “Your Majesty, please reconsider! We’re going to war—millions of lives will be lost!” “So what?! Those smug husband-and-wife scammers can’t mock me forever!” “Please, calm down—” “Calm down?! That witch used overgrown lizards and convinced us they were dragons! They took 500 million gold coins saying it was to feed them!” While This Was All Going On, on a Beautiful and a luxurious beach, under a giant umbrella, a man and a woman lounged on silk towels. “So… what’s next?” the man asked lazily, sipping from a coconut. The woman pushed her sunglasses up with a smirk. “Let’s buy that Titan Heart, Lukas.” “It’s Darling, my Baby Veronica ,” he corrected, puffing his chest. She gave him a flat look. “We’re business partners. You said you loved money more than me.” “Aw, babe…” She slid her sunglasses back down, voice dry. “Save it for after we buy a second kingdom.” He grinned. “I knew I married you for your mind.” “And I knew I married up,” she said, clinking her drink against his.
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