Reborn As A Merchant's Son: Leveling Up With My Battle Maid Harem
RighteousSage
"Step one: Get reincarnated. Step two: Don’t get murdered by your own staff. Step three: Accidentally seduce them all. Great plan, right?"
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I was just your average overworked office drone, living off instant noodles and regrets, when BAM — I got hit by a delivery truck with the enthusiasm of a tax auditor.
Next thing I know, I’m waking up in the silk-sheeted bed of Lyle Arkwright, heir to one of the wealthiest merchant families in the kingdom of Elynthia.
Sounds great, right? Wrong.
Turns out Lyle was a spoiled, drunken coward with the spine of a soggy breadstick.
His maids hated him, his father pitied him, and the noble ladies flirted with him only because they wanted a slice of his future fortune (and possibly to poison him later).
He inherited the perfect life and managed to fumble it harder than a sleep-deprived goblin juggling molten gold.
But that’s where I come in.
Now that I’ve hijacked his body, I plan to fix his mess, claim the merchant throne, and live the easy life.
Oh, and did I mention I now have a literal cheat system?
It’s called the Supreme Maid System, and it’s… well… a little eccentric.
According to its pop-up windows and sparkly UI, I can level up by recruiting and bonding with powerful women to serve as my personal maids.
The stronger and more loyal they are, the better my rewards — from combat skills to magical trade perks to system-approved cuddle time (yes, that’s an actual feature).
Together, we’re taking the merchant world by stor m —one trade deal, one epic fight, and one awkward bathhouse misunderstanding at a time.
They think I’m a genius tactician.
They think I’m building a legacy.
They think I actually know what I’m doing.
I don’t.
But with a harem of overpowered battle maids, a cheat system that rewards affection and chaos, and enough charm to fake my way through dinner with a duchess — I’ll bluff, barter, and smirk my way to the top of this fantasy world.
What’s the worst that could happen?
(…Don’t answer that.)