“Die once, sip tea with a pervy god, wake up chasing MILFs. Yeah… totally normal college experience.”
…
Ryan thought getting hit by a car was the worst part of his day —
Until he woke up sipping lukewarm tea with a grinning, perverted old god.
The deal? Reincarnate into a regular modern world… with one tiny catch:
If he wants strength, charm, and a ridiculously good life,
he needs to bond — emotionally and physically — with the most forbidden fruit of all: MILFs.
Armed with a snarky system that rewards “pleasure points,”
In the body of Noah Reed, he dives into college life while secretly hunting for lonely hearts, spicy older women, and the occasional cougar next door.
Assignments? Meh.
Dating a stunning yoga mom? Now that’s extra credit.
It’s not easy balancing homework, part-time jobs, and making a grown woman blush…
but hey, someone’s gotta do it.