Reborn as the Iron Queen: Love and Gunpowder in the Civil War
21 century Wall Street financial analyst Victoria Clarke travels to the American South in 1861 in a car accident and becomes the infamous widow Eleanor Van der Lyn-a serpentine woman recorded in history as having been “hanged by the neck on the eve of the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln for treason”. Lincoln on the eve of his inauguration for treason”. She looks in the mirror at her original character's flaming lips and waist, and sneers, “A villain? No, I'll make both the North and South kneel and tremble under my skirt!”
Clutching the mysterious diary left behind by the original owner in her left hand (which records the dirty dealings between the Southern aristocrats and the Northern politicians), and carrying the three mysterious “adopted sons” in her right hand (which are actually the artificial war machines in the Southern secret laboratories), Eleanor kicked away Alexander Hawthorne, the plantation owner who tries to control her by marriage, and threw the champagne into her hand, and then kicked her out of the room. Hawthorne, who pours champagne on a slave-state legislator's marriage agreement: “I have only two rules for parenting: teach my children to level slave estates with dynamite, and teach them to turn Northern generals with love letters.”
--When the New York Times ridiculed her as a “slut stirring up the war through nepotism,” she took her adopted children to burn cotton fields live and force Lincoln to sign the Early Emancipation Proclamation; when Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, which was featured in the Washington Post. When Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, making headlines in the Washington Post: “Thanks to the arms sent by the enemy, I am now the first female arms dealer and interim Secretary of State of the United States of America.
Table of contents
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- 1Chapter 1: Dressing as the South's Number One “Black Widow”2025-02-09 07:51
- 2Chapter 2: Nitroglycerin Hidden in the Spines of Angels2025-02-09 07:58
- 3Chapter 3: Wall Street Shorting Bloodshed in Cotton Futures2025-02-09 15:15
- 4Chapter 4: A Presidential Dinner Doused in Poisoned Wine2025-02-09 15:16
- 5Chapter 5: Frozen My Body in the White House Vaults2025-02-11 05:36
- 6Chapter 6: Buying Tiffany Stock with Civil War Treasuries2025-02-11 05:38
- 7Chapter 7: Mistress Diary Pledges to Issue War Lottery Tickets2025-02-11 05:39
- 8Chapter 8: The Twitter Body Battle Report Live from the Sherman Massacre2025-02-11 05:40
- 9Chapter 9: The Federal Reserve Money Printing Machine Roars in My Womb2025-02-11 16:34
- 10Chapter 10: Fed Rate Hike Pause = Resurrection of Fallen Soldiers2025-02-12 05:41
- 11Chapter 11: Shorting London Gold with Lover's Ashes2025-02-12 20:48
- 12Chapter 12: Melting Arctic Glaciers with Menopausal Hot Flashes2025-02-13 05:28
- 13Chapter 13: Reconstructing the Fed with an Aborted Fetus2025-02-13 05:30
- 14Chapter 14: Rewriting the Constitution with the Placenta Code2025-02-13 22:09
- 15Chapter 15: Lift-off of the Womb Colonization Satellite2025-02-14 06:02
- 16Chapter 16: Reconstructing the birth canal with black holes2025-02-14 06:09
- 17Chapter 17: Rewriting the Wealth of Nations with Vacuum Rising and Falling2025-02-15 07:38
- 18Chapter 18: The Rise and Fall of the Vacuum Spawns Capital's Original Sin2025-02-15 07:41
- 19Chapter 19: Strangling the Fed with a Superstring2025-02-16 05:45
- 20Chapter 20: Reconstructing Vaginal Microecology with the Riemann Conjecture2025-02-17 06:27
- 21Chapter 21: Abortion by Fermat's Great Theorem2025-02-18 05:38
- 22Chapter 22: Sterilizing the Fed with Gödel's Theorem2025-02-19 06:27
- 23Chapter 23: Sterilizing the Fed with Gödel's Theorem2025-02-22 08:06
- 24Chapter 24: Strangling Matriarchy with Blockchain2025-02-26 22:16
- 25Chapter 25: Capitol Hill Riots Live Streaming Menopause Manifesto2025-03-02 15:20
- 26Chapter 26: Printing Egg Futures with Biblical Pulp2025-03-05 06:20
- 27Chapter 27: Quantum Financial Uterus Colonization Agreement2025-03-05 06:22
- 28Chapter 28: Sterilizing the Fed with Gödel's Theorem2025-03-10 05:57
- 29Chapter 29: The Nobel Prize Womb Colonial Ideology2025-03-10 05:58
- 30Chapter 30: The Ultimate Reversal - Uterine Black Hole Swallows the United States of America2025-03-11 06:19
- 31Chapter 31: Building a Bitcoin Mine with North and South Army Prisoners2025-03-12 06:26
- 32Chapter 32: Sterilizing the Fed with Gödel's Theorem2025-03-13 06:10
- 33Chapter 33: Reconstructing the Hymen with Category Theory2025-03-14 06:19
- 34Chapter 34: Reconstructing the Fallopian Tube with String Theory Tightening2025-03-15 17:31
- 35Chapter 35: Reconstructing Ovarian Radiation with Quantum Field Theory2025-03-16 07:21
- 36Chapter 36: Reconstructing cervical supersymmetry with supergravity2025-03-19 06:27
- 37Chapter 37: Adiabatic Federal Reserve with Black Hole Thermodynamics2025-03-20 06:20
- 38Chapter 38: Reconstructing Cervical Fractals with Chaos Theory2025-03-21 06:06
- 39Chapter 39: Reconstructing the endometrium with topological insulators2025-03-24 06:20
- 40Chapter 40: Reconstructing cervical quantum entanglement with string network condensation2025-03-25 05:54
- 41Chapter 41: Reconstructing Vaginal Quantum Bubbles with Holographic Dyads2025-03-26 05:44
- 42Chapter 42: Reconstructing cervical superstrings with canonical/gravitational dyads2025-03-27 05:53
- 43Chapter 43: Reconstructing endometrial order covariates with topological quantum field theory2025-04-02 06:37
- 44Chapter 44: Reconstructing the Cervical Gummy Sea with Quantum Chromodynamics2025-04-03 05:52
- 45Chapter 45: Reconstructing Vaginal Quantum Criticality with String Theory Condensates2025-04-04 06:23
- 46Chapter 46: Reconstructing Vaginal Majorana Fermions with Topological Superconductors2025-04-07 05:57
- 47Chapter 47: Reconstructing the Vaginal Bloom Model with Holographic Cosmology2025-04-08 06:04
- 48Chapter 48: Reconstructing the Vagina Time Bubble with Quantum Gravity2025-04-11 05:56
- 49Chapter 49: Reconstructing the Vagina Multiverse with String Landscapes2025-05-17 16:26
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