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Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

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Su Luo finds himself reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship, gifted with an extraordinary talent: the Da Luo template, guaranteeing 100% scoring accuracy with every shot! Dominating the tournament and leading the national youth team to the finals, Su Luo's triumph is cut short when he's expelled from the national team for visiting a nightclub. Defiant, Su Luo embraces his rebellious streak, discovering that each nightclub visit awakens new, legendary football skills. [One nightclub visit: Unlocks the Harland template, with unbeatable physical confrontations.] [Five nightclub visits: Unlocks the Modric template, ensuring a 100% pass success rate.] [Ten nightclub visits: Unlocks the Messi template, perfecting his game to a 100% success rate.] Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester City, and other football giants fall to their knees before the "Little Prince of the Nightclub." Guardiola: "Su Luo is top ten in the world when he plays by the rules, but number one when he frequents nightclubs!" Klopp: "Su Luo was seen picking up girls in a nightclub last night? This match is as good as lost." Wenger: "Come to Arsenal, and you can visit nightclubs every day." Celebrities like Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, and Elizabeth Olsen can't resist his charm: "After last night, he's even stronger!" Desperate, the national team begs for his return: "Su Luo, please come back. We won't restrict you anymore!" Witness the rise of Su Luo, as his nightlife adventures transform him into an unstoppable football legend, reshaping the world of soccer with every visit to the club. Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel Patreon have 50+ advanced chapters for you guys Your help will be greatly appreciated.
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