Third Prince's Special Parrot

After being enslaved by his own family for years, treated as utterly expendable, Cale Midgar finally caught his break when a fallen god offered him a contract and a Harem Bond System that would change everything. Years of servitude, humiliation, and restraint under his master's watchful eye... but now? Now it was his turn. With a Lust System that rewards him for every woman seduced, every noble daughter corrupted, and every cultivator's wife taken, Cale discovered the true path to power. Each woman conquered wasn't just pleasure—it was fuel. Their bloodlines, their talents, their very essence flowed into him, making him exponentially stronger with each conquest. The academy thought he was weak. The nobles thought he was expendable. The eastern sects thought the western continent would fall without resistance. They were all going to be very, very wrong. There wouldn't be a single lady of the academy—from maids to elite disciples—who wouldn't know his touch. Princesses would beg for his attention. Female swordmasters would spar with him just for a chance to be close. Even the cold, distant elves would find themselves drawn to his gravitational pull. His journey to absolute domination has only just begun, and immortals themselves will tremble beneath his power. [ WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT AND LEMONS ] (BEAR WITH ME FOR THE FIRST 20 CHAPTERS PLEASE! I'VE IMPROVED THE PLOT, STORYLINE AND MY OWN WRITING WITH THAT) What will you find in this novel? Explicit Sexual Content (Lots of It) Harem Building & Seduction Mechanics Lust System with Tangible Rewards Absorption of Bloodlines, Talents & Physiques Smart, Manipulative MC Rapid Cultivation Progression Beautiful Women (Lots of Them) An Endless Path to Divine Power

The world ended the day God descended. The Human Emperor vanished. His nine subordinates fell. And the seas began to rot, filling the air with a corrosive stench of decay. Grey awakens in a world where cultivation is war—and mercy is extinction. Ancient techniques twist the body. Forbidden arts consume the soul. And divinity hunts anything that dares to rise. But within Grey’s heart lies something even the Gods did not foresee... A path beyond light and darkness. A path of Nihility, where inner realities fracture the heavens, and existence itself can be rewritten. If he ascends, the Gods will fall. If he fails, the world will drown in its own decay. In a world abandoned by heaven, he will either ascend. Or become the end of all things

Chen Pingjiang, a failed entrepreneur, restarts his life back in college. He lies low and starts a business on the university campus to make money, and accidentally becomes a billionaire. “Why are you taking classes? Go manage the company!” “Student, how about we arrange a spot for you in our graduate program?” ... “Are you kidding me? The richest man is a college student?” Chen Pingjiang: "I have little interest in being the richest man; I just want to have the wind and freedom, and return still a young man."

Over ten years ago, seeing that a low college entrance examination score could surprisingly get one into a top-tier university outside the province, Wang Yi, like many other students, was full of regret—that was a generational tear! Now, reborn in 2011, Wang Yi, who should have only gotten into a second-tier university, successfully "sniped" a top-tier university slot! Industry as the bone, IT as the wing! Starting from the industrial chain, he built a comprehensive commercial empire! E-commerce, gaming, the internet, short video, mobile phones, energy, AI... everything is included. "Foreign giants want to choke us and raise prices?" "Immediately cease cooperation and fully switch to self-researched and self-produced alternatives!" "The Empire wants to sanction me?" "Immediately cut off supply to all major companies in the Empire, forcing them to a complete standstill!" "Foreign giants' stock prices are cut in half?" "What do their stock prices being cut in half have to do with me? I haven't gone public yet!" "Childhood sweetheart comes to harass me again?" "I don't have time! Can't you see I'm busy counting money?" Talk about dating? A Sigma male only wants a life of unrestrained freedom!

Trapped in a monastery of breathtaking nuns, Charles recognizes them from Witch Monastery—they’re monsters in saintly disguises, hungry for his flesh. ◢◤◣◥◢◤◣◥◢◤◣◥◢◤◣◥ Weekdays: 1 chapter every 2 days patreon: 3 chapters per day (This project features dark, taboo, and explicit adult material. If you are easily offended or uncomfortable with extreme content, turn back now.) Join us here: patreon.com/MetaFic

Hecate decides that the fight between her favorite legacies is too unfair. How is a teenager supposed to contend with the most dangerous dark wizard in the world, who has a decades-long head start? Her solution is to call in a somewhat different, slightly more jaded Percy Jackson as Harry's new bodyguard, to help level the playing field. Hogwarts' fairer half are more than grateful to have a new demigod hunk on the premises.

A Warhammer-forged protagonist crashes through one world after another, leaving a trail of baffled locals, broken power scales, and increasingly awkward misunderstandings. In most stories, technology advances through research and industry. In his story, it advances through archaeology—digging up lost relics, reverse-engineering ancient super-tech, and using “old empire” hardware to skip entire eras of development. NieR:Automata — 2B calmly informs him her “functions have been upgraded,” and that he should stop holding back. Highschool of the Dead — A kendo prodigy pledges absolute loyalty, ready to cut down anything that threatens him. Final Fantasy — Tifa: … R@W: 从战锤开启的超次元综漫

On hiatus for a week or two to prepare the final act!! --- Tao Hua's life is fucking miserable, and that misery somehow earns him the title of "Village Disgrace." In order to cope with the awful treatment, he often retreats into words untold, dictated by the flip of a page. These worlds leave him with the dream of escaping this piece of shit town. To his utter dismay, his wish comes true, but not in the way all those fairytales promised. His saviour is a man he becomes enthralled with and whom he names “Lord No-Name.” This male lead is a touchy man with many faces. And for lack of a better word, Tao Hua can’t decide if he’s either the story’s love interest or villain. But the two share a common sentiment. This prince, alike Tao Hua, is also fucking miserable. But arguably worse! And instead of coping like a normal fucking person, he does the opposite. He doesn't escape. He doesn't cope. He just tries to fight against the already fated truth of his demise. 0/10, worst prince ever written. Misery aside, this fateful encounter will force Tao Hua to make a choice, leaving him with only one question: "What was one mean-spirited beast to a town of people who despise a beauty's entire existence?" ──── ୨୧ ──── Beauty and the Thief is a slow-burn, stop to smell the roses, type of novel. That being said, the roses are beautiful, and upon closer observation they’re less floral than once thought. It follows the POV of Tao Hua, as he tries to navigate his new life in a place that actually values him, and the prince of this story’s mood swings. ──── ୨୧ ──── !!!!Disclaimer!!!! EXTREMELY SLOW PACED! Character driven, before plot! This story borrows the premise of Beauty and the Beast, by Jeanne-Marie Le Prince de Beaumont, relying heavily on the trope while also twisting it to smithereens. The beast element is exchanged for a power dynamic, and the curse differs from the original story. The narration borders on sarcastic and self-aware, while also targeting deeper topics. It often breaks the fourth wall as a stylistic choice. A lot of the work will be edited over time, but the bones will remain the same. ──── ୨୧ ──── There are occasional illustrations littered throughout the novel drawn by me (slowly commissioning to get others done), usually found in the comments! !!CREDIT!! Cover Art by @Sayoto (VGen) Illustrations by me (@meowssey) and zaza (@zazhah) (Both commissioned artists are amazing to work with and I highly recommend their work!)

Victor Hugo: "You all call me 'The Conscience of France,' but at this moment, it is beating in Lionel's chest!" Émile Zola: "'Naturalism' or 'Realism'? No, only Lionel's 'Modernism' belongs to the 20th century!" Gustave Flaubert: "Maupassant is my best student; Lionel is my kindred spirit." Guy de Maupassant: "Lionel's only flaw is that he was not infected with noble, magnificent syphilis." Anton Chekhov: "What more do we need in the world besides sunshine, air, water, and smiles? Lionel's works, of course!" Leo Tolstoy: "Are you suggesting I should go to Sweden to accept the Nobel Prize that Lionel Sorel refused?" Arthur Conan Doyle: "It is my honor to serve as the assistant to the great detective Sherlock Holmes and to be written into a novel by Monsieur Lionel!" Oscar Wilde: "Lionel, light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul!" Nikola Tesla: "Without Lionel, there would be no 'Tesla-Sorel Electric Company'!" Thomas Edison: "The demon who dug the light bulb out of my heart, the demon!" Yan Fu: "The French man of letters, Lionel Sorel, is a genius of universal scale, a lover of humanity, and master of the Chinese language. He should be brought in as the Imperial Tutor!" Sa Zhenbing : "Brother Sorel, the 'New China' you spoke of, I have witnessed it!"

This body was forged from swords, With blood of iron and a heart of glass... After the Great Hero Emiya single-handedly fought through the Holy Grail War in one night and saved his sister Illya, he believed he would meet his end. But when he opened his eyes again, he found himself transported into the world of Mushoku Tensei. And so, a new story begins. "Be it the Dragon God or the Human God, to protect my family, I will defeat every last one of you!" "Unlimited Blade Works!"