I was walking home with my best friend to play some games. My parents, the couple that they who loves each other a lot are out on a date, so i will be home all alone till they come back.
"Your parents are lucky they have each other, being in a relationship, im jealous of them"
"Yea they are, while us, who are just no one in school got no charm or looks"
"Wait, hold on how are your parents good looking while you are not"
I glared at him
"What did you say"
"I'm just saying, looking at them and you are very different, are you not adopted"
Dude i might as well jump him right now if he keeps talking
"Dude, unlike me, any girl that you try to speak with either ignore or walk away"
"That's cause they don't see the my potential"
"Yea, i don't see anything"
We entered my home and went upstairs to my room. We played on my console for a few hours and then our phones were making alarm noises. I checked my phone and read it and what is said got me confused.
"What's this about girls kidnapping men"
"Its odd but cool at the same time"
"What"
"Women kidnapping men, its like a dream" he said
"Dude it could be fake"
We heard screaming outside and we both checked to see what happened. We saw a guy running from a female and got tackled.
"HELP, HELP, ANYONE HELP!"
"Finally gotcha, now we can pan our wedding and have a family"
She tied his hands and feet with her belt and her ripped out sleeves and carried him away still yelling for help
"Dude i think we need to turn on the tv" I said
We both went down to the living room and and turned on the news and what i saw was total chaos in our city. We saw women tackling guys andand other guys running for their lives. Burning cars and buring buildings and a helicopter swirving around and crashing down.
Me and my best friend looked at each other and i saw him grinning.
"why are you grinning" i said
"Dude now i can finally get a girlfriend" he said happily
"DUDE YOU DIDN"T SEE WHAT WE SAW WITH THE GUY WHO GOT TACKLED AND ON THE NEWS"
"Its fine, what's the worse that can happen"
I'm seriously gonna jump him
Few hours went by and it got dark. It was just silent and that was the scary part. I was worried about my parents and the door knocked. Me and my friend looked at each other, thinking it was my parents i went to the door and looked into the peephole and saw someone i knew from when we were children. I opened the door and saw that she was scared.
"Alex, you good"
"I saw guys getting tackled and girls taking them and talking about love or marriage and kids
"I guess the population would rise right"
"What are you talking about people are getting crazy and you saying that!"
"Woah in a time of crisis making jokes its acceptable"
My best friend shoved me and yelled
"Please kidnap me and make me your boyfriend!"
"What, ew no get out of my way"
She shoved him and entered the house
"Wait hold on, why aren't you one of the crazy girls outside and kidnapping one of us" i said
"Why would i do something like that"
"Cause you are a girl and girls are kidnapping men"
"I don't know, that is true why am i not being like them girls"
"Maybe you need someone to like, how about we make a experiment, love me and date me!" my friend said
He reached out for a hug but Alex kicked him in the parts
"GET AWAY FROM ME! WHO IS HE ANYWAY" she yelled
"He just my best friend, he is a simp for girls and really wants to date someone"
"Please date me" he said groaning on the floor
"I don't date weirdo's" she said
"Honestly I've never seen you date anyone at all"
"You were watching me" she said, eyes wide
"No, its cause you never walk or talk to any guy at all in school"
"That's because i like someone already and don't attend to talk to any guy"
"For real, then why don't i see you with him then"
I saw her blushing but then looked away
"How do you know this girl" my friend said, standing but wobbling
"She was a childhood friend from back then but we kinda lost touched since she becoming popular due to her looks"
"How come you never to me about her"
"Cause we separated and then i met you there was nothing to talk about"
"You could've told me and i would have seduced her"
"I said i liked someone else" she said being hostile
"What about back then"
"Still wouldn't date you"
I felt kind of feel bad but that's how he is