POV Julius
So, I am currently standing in a trashy alley. Barely wearing anything. And a guy, who is standing right behind me, that seemed to have spawned from out of nowhere, is calling out to me. I guess there is only one thing to do in this situation.
I proceed to turn around as fast as possible and throw the hardest right haymaker of my life!
One problem though.
I didn't hit shit!
Confused by this, I immediately jumped back a couple of steps and noticed why I didn't hit anything. The guy I swung at was super short. That, or I'm tall as hell because this weird fish looking demon barely reached above my hips.
He was hunched over like crazy, constantly scratching his neck and arms.
Clearly this dude was a crackhead.
"Heyyy mann! You got a dollar mannn?" The fish demon asked, not even looking me. He kept swerving his head as if to make sure no one was watching him.
"Of course I do! Here, Reversal Red!"
I flick my wrist, expecting him to be thrown away from me. Except, nothing happens. If anything the guy starts walking closer to me.
"Please mann! I-I'll suck your DICK!"
"System. HELP ME!"
[I should warn you that you only have one minute left until the extermination starts!]
"WHAT THE HELL!? Help! Why didn't my attack work!?"
[Simple! You don't have any demonic magic!]
Every fiber of my being wants to cuss the living day lights out of this system. If it wasn't for this so-called extermination about to happen and a crackhead begging to suck my dick right now I fucking would!
Instead, I force myself to calm down because I don't have time to argue and I am not trying to die again!
"System, tell me the fastest way to gain demonic magic! Hurry!"
[Fastest way would be to own a soul. Souls are the easiest way to attain demonic magic!]
"And how do I attain a soul?"
[Make a deal with a demon for their soul!]
Make a deal with a demon? Easy.
"Hey, fish dude!" I say to the demon, "Give me your soul and I promise to give you all the gold you can carry!"
"Oh reallyyy!? Deal mannn!"
The fish dude reached his hand out to me. Seeing how this is probably how soul deals are made I quickly shook his hand. Almost instantly, my body felt a surge of power as a purple aura came to life around me.
"So, mannn. Wheres the gold mannn?" The fish dude asked excitedly.
"Hang on, let me see if I have any with my-"
Suddenly, the sounds of bells rang out. Clearly signaling the beginning of the extermination.
"Shit shit shit!"
I cursed as I quickly summoned out the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. Knowing that the staff has a dimensional space, maybe it will have the gold I could give to this crackhead.
The staff materialized next to me and the crackheads' eyes nearly popped out of his head.
"Hey mann, is th-"
"DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" I yelled at the crack head. I grabbed the staff and instantly checked the dimensional space.
I audibly gasped as I saw how much gold and items were inside the space. I did my best to ignore the shock of what I saw and immediately summoned thousands of gold pieces on top of the fish demon.
"Here is your gold. Now kindly fu-"
"Oh, look what we have here girls!"
Man fuck my fucking life! Just my shitty fucking luck! Maybe I should just book it and leave this idiot to die.
[Little FYI Julius! If the souls you own permanently die then you lose out on the demonic magic that comes with it!]
System, I swear to God If I find a way to beat your ass I will.
The longest sigh of my life left my body. I released the staff from my grip and let it levitate next to me as I slowly turned around to see three of what I assumed to be angels. Though, with those weird demonic looking masks they had on, I was having my doubts.
All three angels were female. All had the same gray and black outfits on. Same black and white wings. Holding the same white metal spears.
"Hey, look at the weird looking staff. Doesn't it give off an unsettling vibe?"
"Yeah it does. Lets quickly deal with this sinner and find a way to dispose of it."
"Agreed."
The three angels spoke openly amongst themselves and quickly came to an agreement. Great. Just Great.
"Hey m-"
"[Sleep]."
I quickly used the tier one sleep spell that came with the massive list of spells the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown had to offer. Then used Limitless to move the sleeping crackhead into the dumpster and closed it.
The three angels saw this and immediately went on guard.
"Careful. Seems he can use telekinesis."
A smirk came to my lips. Telekinesis? Oh, how wrong you are!
Feeling a little confident, I strolled forward at a slow pace. The angels turned their heads toward each other in confusion. Unsure why a sinner, even if they had power, would carelessly walk up to them.
Noticing their hesitation, I decided to taunt them a little. Giving them a small grin. "Well? Are you just going to stay in place like scared little bitches? Or are you going to grow a pair and attack me?"
Clearly, they didn't take kindly to my taunting and disrespect. Since they instantly dashed through the air towards me. Hatred and killing intent practically radiating out of them.
Right before they swung their spears at me, I made a silent prayer to whatever god maybe watching over me right now that Limitless with Six Eyes really could auto block any attack.
(A/N: Don't worry fam, I got you 😉.)
"Huh?"
Before I could question the sudden voice in my head, the angel's spears had reached me. Or they thought the spears had reached me.
"What? How!?"
All three angels exclaimed in shock. From their perspective, it looked like their attacks had suddenly hit an invisible barrier.
A sinister smile grew on my face, terrifying the three angels that were slowly backing away. My heart started pumping fast as the adrenaline kicked in. Since I confirmed I can't be hit, why not have some fun and go all out as much as I can?
"I always wondered what it would feel like to turn Super Saiyan!"