Well... shit's gone crazy recently.
After all, who the fuck who isn't using ChatGPT right now though the FBI would actually get destroyed when they started the book? Yeah, that happened. In case you missed it, basically, the entire FBI got killed by an actual gang (obviously not the Re4lDe4l), and the FBI CEO got dragged out of his office by the CIA (who most likely nailed him to the cross).
This exact moment led to a bunch of government officials (from 107 different countries), scared shitless a gang where every member had a minimum IQ of 'lower than negative infinite' might actually run Cali one day (The worst part? That 'one day' could be pretty soon).
As such, the officials just called an emergency meeting inside their underground bunker, desperate to make the CIA do what the FBI failed miserably at (Spoiler: It was succeeding at life)
Official #1: "This is getting out of hand. The FBI were already too useless to end the dumbest gang ever and keep more than half their men the first time they tried them, but now they're dead?"
Official #2: "Why the fuck are you acting like they did shit for anyone?! All they did was make a mockery out of themselves by failing at life."
Official #3: "Now there, let's calm down. Maybe these people aren't complete failures at life. Sure, they made a big mistake, but people kill, and they aren't complete failures at life, are they-"
Official #2: "I gotta cut you off, because clearly, you need some sense desperately knocked into you. Firstly, you're objectively wrong, these people are complete failures at life. Secondly, a big mistake is the biggest understatement that has been made-"
Official #4: "Bigger than calling World War 2 less important than any given person blinking?"
Official #2: "Yes-"
Druggie: "Still not bigger than my humongous di-"
Official #2: (reaches for Glock and kills Druggie): "I don't even know how the fuck he got in here, plus I'm not gay."
Official #10: "So... are we gonna do something or not?"
Official #2: "Shit, you got me. Uhh... I don't know."
(a few seconds of silence)
Official #10: "Well... WHY DOESN'T YOUR DUMBASS HAVE A PLAN?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD THIS WHOLE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE."
Official #2: "How about you come up with an idea since it's so fucking important to you?!"
Official #10: "Umm... umm... umm..."
Official #5: "Are you gonna make a plan or not?"
Official #10: "Uhh... alright guys, hear me out-"
Official #7: "I'm not gonna hear you out if this is about your wet dreams of jerking it off to Alvin the chipmunk-"
Official #2: "Either you shut your little bitch ass up, or do you wanna get offed like the druggie?"
Official #7: (gulps)
Official #10: "Anyways... I say we storm the CIA CEO's megamansion-"
Official #6: "But doesn't he have a wife and kids? Surely they'll protect him if an intruder comes around?"
Official #9: "Yeah, a couple guys tried that last year, both guys were in the ICU in a couple seconds."
Official #10: "No need to worry, you spineless pantywaists, his wife and kids abandoned him after the wife got a divorce. Turns out the CEO liked OnlyFans a little too much."
Official #9: "I see."
(every official proceeds to meatride Official 10 and basically agree with the whole plan)
After that happened came the officials showing up at the CIA CEO's megamansion at 1:00 in the morning ready to storm his little sanctuary.
Official #100: "Are we really doing this?"
Official #69: "Yes."
That coward official tried to argue but that person just got burned at stake and the rest of the officials were ready to storm the CIA CEO's megamansion.
As such, one of the officials kicked down the door with absolutely no warning whatsoever, and walked in to the CEO, with cig stains tatted on his face with 2 empty bottles of vodka laying on the floor feeling lonely. There was a 3rd, which the CEO was halfway through, trying to chug it all to get an overdose. When he saw the officials... no, he was not angry or surprised, he didn't care. And the officials didn't like that.
Official #40: "Hey! You!"
CIA CEO: (in his drunken stupor) "What do you want?"
Official #40: "What do we want? Have some damn respect for your elders!"
CIA CEO: (blankly) "Oh, wow, look at Timmy Tough Knuckles here-"
Official #60: (draws gun) "You sure you wanna finish the sentence?"
CIA CEO: (thinks for a few moments) "Again, what do you want?"
Official #10: "We know you put an end to the FBI once and for all."
CIA CEO: "So?"
Official #10: "So, you probably know the FBI was trying to end the Re4lDe4l, which shouldn't have taken any effort at all but some humans are just inferior to plastic straws."
CIA CEO: "Yeah, so?"
Official #10: "If you say 'so' one more time, I'm gonna send you to the Lord."
CIA CEO: "And?"
Official #10: (points gun at CIA CEO): "ALRIGHT I SEE HOW IT IS TOUGH GUY-"
Official #3: "Sir, he didn't say so this time, so you don't get to be mad he followed your orders."
Official #10: (stands there for a few seconds before begrudgingly putting down the guy) "Fine. And, we want you and that little group of yours to do the FBI were too pathetic to do, end the Re4lDe4l."
CIA CEO: "And what are you gonna do if I don't."
Official #10: "We'll do mafia things to you."
CIA CEO: (gulps)
Official #10: "That's what I thought.
CIA CEO: "Wh-wha- I don't know where the Re4lDe4l is."
Official #10: "Then what do you know-"
CIA CEO: (blurting out) "The Association manager did it! He's the one who gave those bums the rights to exist in the first place!"
After some further intimidation, the CIA CEO told the officials the manager was somewhere in the Hood of Los Angeles, so to the Hood of Los Angeles they went to.
Official #200: (kicking down the door) "Tell me, where are the Re4lDe4l now!"
The Association Manager(TAM): "I don't know what you're blabbering about."
Official #200: (grabs TAM by the collar and shakes him) "TELL ME WHERE THE RE4DE4L ARE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT."
TAM: "Uhh... I don't remember shit but some old man using my hand to put my signature on a paper."
The officials thought he was trying to lie his way out of things, so they pressured him even further, but then, a lie detector proved the manager wasn't saying any false shit.
Now they had no choice but to leave him alone, but just as they were gonna leave, some 16-year old boy said he knew something about the manager no one knew. He wouldn't tell them anything at first, but when one of the officials told him he was gay if he didn't tell them, he admitted the manager had bipolar disorder and should not be in any position of power, especially with the power he had now. As for why he never got help, his family, who thought reputation was more important than living told all the facilities in the world that he was "just an attention-seeker".
After some negotiating, the officials agreed to get the manager some mental help in a facility in Macao no one knew about, as the manager was practically bouncing with joy he could finally shake off his family. But tragedy struck just as one of the officials was about to dial 'em up.
CIA CEO: (speaking into a walkie-talkie) "So, someone's mother, she claims The Association manager is her son, she just came into my house, and we had some fun times. She gives phenomenal head. Now all of you can't do anything she doesn't want you to do."
Then, the walkie-talkie cut off.
I'll make this short and sweet, this caused the lead official to call for a raid on the homes of the manager's family and kill every last one of them, of course the save the world from the Re4lDe4l.