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Chapter 2 - welp

It needs 4k words or something so here goes nothing

You can make a nuclear bomb by obtaining nuclear materials and putting it in a ball, than putting explosives around it making sure to completely cover it with the explosives, than using a device to detonate it all simultaneously, it will force the atoms to move at other atoms rapidly, and provided that you are not extremely unlucky multiple atoms should cilide and spilt which will release a significant amount of energy and this will continue, building up an extreme amount of energy which would be a nuclear explosion. Kaboom

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A mono white deck in magic the gathering is #1

Styrofoam is dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and benzene, and the result is a sticky product called napalm.

Ammonia (Windex) and Bleach (Toilet cleaners) can combine to make a deadly gas called chloramines. Inhaling these gases can cause some bad side affects which is why you don't want to mix chemicals to clean even if the stuff afterwards is more clean.

Deadly diseases like anthrax and smallpox that are trapped in permafrost in Siberia could be released as the frozen ground thaws due to climate change, which means climate change might not just be deadly for future generations but for current generations as well.

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Many instant ramen seasoning packets contain lactose

As of 11/1/2026, The Doomsday Clock is currently set at 89 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been. Which for those of you unaware of what the Doomsday Clock is it is a method to indicate how close a self-made global catastrophe is, which that could be an nuclear war or an world war. The Doomsday Clock was established in 1947 by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.

1. The Doomsday Clock is currently set at 89 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been.

2. The second highest the Doomsday Clock has been set is 90 seconds to midnight, which was the time in 2023 and 2024.

3. The third highest setting for the Doomsday Clock is 100 seconds to midnight. This was the setting in 2020, 2021, and 2022.

4. The fourth highest the Doomsday Clock has been set is 2 minutes to midnight. This time was reached in 1953 (after the US and Soviet hydrogen bomb tests) and again in 2018 and 2019.

5. The fifth highest the Doomsday Clock has been set is 2 minutes and 30 seconds to midnight (or 150 seconds), which occurred in 2017.

Except for the time in 1953 the top 5 times have all been within 10 years and the time getting closer to Doomsday each time -30, than -20, than -10, now -1. Humanity needs to solve problems and increase the time from Doomsday not decrease it with each 1-2 years. Can't argue, read books, or goon if you're dead.

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The Israel-Gaza War is ongoing but is currently under a US-brokered ceasefire that began on October 10, 2025, as phase one of a peace deal. The current Israel-Gaza War began on October 7, 2023, when Hamas and other Palestinian militant groups launched a surprise attack on Israel.

The Russia-Ukraine situation is a full-scale war that began with Russia's invasion in February 2022, following earlier conflict since 2014. The fighting is currently most intense in Ukraine's eastern and southern regions, with Russia pushing to seize key cities like Pokrovsk and both sides exchanging drone and missile attacks, often targeting infrastructure. Ukraine continues to receive significant international aid.

The central issue in Portland is a legal battle over the deployment of the National Guard to the city by the federal government. Protests against federal immigration enforcement and perceived authoritarianism continue, primarily centered at the ICE facility.

Businesses leaving Oregon:

Companies report facing an unpredictable and increasingly complex regulatory environment, with frequent changes and slow, costly processes for permits and compliance.

Surveys show Oregon businesses are actively recruited to expand in other states that offer lower taxes and a more business-friendly climate.

Downtown Portland has one of the highest office vacancy rates in the country, suggesting that many companies are downsizing or eliminating their physical presence in the city.

Wells Fargo's departure from the namesake Wells Fargo Center in Portland is part of this larger trend of banks and other corporations re-evaluating their downtown office space in the area.

Office workers downtown have not returned to pre-pandemic levels; on any given day, the number of downtown workers is 55% lower than it was before the pandemic. The downtown office vacancy rate has risen to a record high of around 34.6%.

Portland has a population of 631,000, it's estimated that 365,000 of them have a job, 40,000 to 50,000 people showed up for a no kings protest with main age groups being under 30 and than over 60.

Adam Swart's company, Crowds on Demand, describes itself as non-partisan, stating, "We're not a Democrat or Republican firm." However, earlier in his career, he worked as a political organizer for Democratic campaigns.

Billionaire philanthropists like George Soros and his Open Society Foundations, and members of the Pritzker and Rockefeller families, who are major donors to activist organizations.

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North Korea has been actively expanding its military cooperation with Russia, including sending troops and military equipment to support the war in Ukraine. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's top foreign policy priority is now Russia.

North Korea successfully test-fired sea-to-surface cruise missiles on Tuesday, October 28, 2025, just before US President Donald Trump visited South Korea. This follows another test of a short-range ballistic missile with a new hypersonic system last week.

Negative Trump actions:

The ongoing government shutdown, which the Congressional Budget Office estimates will cost the economy up to $14 billion, and the suspension of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), affecting food aid. Additionally, tariffs have been implemented or threatened on imports, projected to increase costs for consumers and businesses.

Pardoning over 1,500 people connected to the January 6 Capitol attack, expanding immigration enforcement and deportations, and issuing an order to dismantle the Department of Education.

Positive Trump actions:

Potential long-term Middle East Peace

A ceasefire between India and Pakistan

An agreement to help stabilize Syria

Eight Latin American cartels have been designated as terrorist groups

Having European allies increase their defense spending to 5% of GDP by 2035.

Established DOGE to streamline bureaucracy and cut wasteful spending

Requiring most government employees to return to in-office work

Prohibit federal agencies from issuing new regulations until they are reviewed and approved.

New trade agreements and deals with allies

The U.S. Treasury has taken in tens of billions of dollars in tariff duties, taxes on other country's products

Actions have been taken to lower drug prices, including announcing a 100% tariff on imported branded drugs and a new pricing deal with Pfizer, alongside the rollout of a direct-to-consumer platform, TrumpRx.gov

Directing the FDA to facilitate a national standard to phase out petroleum-based food dyes in favor of natural alternatives.

Banning the use of SNAP for the purchase of soft drinks and junk food. Yay?

Directing federal agencies to utilize AI to speed up research, prevention, and treatment of pediatric cancer. This builds upon the existing Childhood Cancer Data Initiative, aiming to integrate AI into data systems and clinical trial design.

Media:

Movies: 2025 popular movies

Ne Zha 2

Lilo & Stitch

A Minecraft Movie

Jurassic World: Rebirth

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba–The Movie: Infinity Castle,

How to Train Your Dragon

Superman

TV shows: 2025 popular shows

​Andor

​The Pitt

​Adolescence

​Severance

​Alien: Earth

​Dept. Q

​Task

​IT: Welcome to Derry

Music : All time popular

Producers 1st

Max Martin

Music Only: $400 Million

​Key Artists:Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, and the Backstreet Boys.

Berry Gordy

Music Only: $325 Million - $400 Million

​Key Artists: Motown Records, The Supremes (Diana Ross), The Jackson 5, Stevie Wonder, and Marvin Gaye.

Quincy Jones

Music Assets: $300 Million - $400 Million

​Key Artists: Michael Jackson's most iconic albums (Thriller, Bad), as well as Frank Sinatra and Ray Charles.

Rick Rubin

Music Only: $310 Million

​Key Artists: Def Jam Recordings, LL Cool J, Run-D.M.C., Beastie Boys, Adele and Johnny Cash.

Dr. Dre

Music Assets: $200 Million - $250 Million+

​Key Artists:N.W.A and his label Aftermath Entertainment, where he signed and developed superstars like Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar, and 50 Cent.

Songs

Based on Rolling Stone's list of the 21st century's best, the top-ranked songs include:

​"Get Ur Freak On" (Missy Elliott, 2001)

​"Maps" (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2003)

​"Crazy in Love" (Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z, 2003)

​"Seven Nation Army" (The White Stripes, 2003)

​"All Too Well" (Taylor Swift, 2012)

​"Dancing on My Own" (Robyn, 2010)

​"Alright" (Kendrick Lamar, 2015)

Most popular songs in 2025:

​"The Fate of Ophelia" (Taylor Swift)

​"Ordinary" (Alex Warren)

​"Golden" (HUNTR/X, EJAE, Audrey Nuna, REI AMI)

​"APT." (ROSÉ & Bruno Mars)

​"Die With A Smile" (Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars)

​"Luther" (Kendrick Lamar & SZA)

​"BIRDS OF A FEATHER" (Billie Eilish)

​"Beautiful Things" (Benson Boone)

​"Manchild" (Sabrina Carpenter)

More information:

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Some facts that are random and interesting to me

1. It's physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.

​2. The surface area of your entire circulatory system (arteries, veins, capillaries) would stretch over 60,000 miles.

​3. The longest word in the English language that can be typed using only the left hand is "stewardesses."

​4. There are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way galaxy. (Supposedly)

​5. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out because it's attached to the roof of its mouth.

​6. A shrimp's heart is in its head.

​7. The entire US state of Alaska can be typed using only one row of a keyboard.

​8. Honey never spoils and is still edible after thousands of years.

​9.The "pound" symbol (\#) is technically called an octothorpe.

​10. A day on Venus (one rotation) is longer than a year on Venus (one orbit).

11. The Queen of England has two birthdays.

​12. The first known object to fly in space and return safely was a pair of dogs named Belka and Strelka.

​13. The average person spends about six months of their life waiting for red lights to change.

​14.A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.

​15. Seahorses are the only fish where the male carries the eggs.

16. If you could drive to the Moon at 60 mph (97 km/h), it would take you a little less than six months.

​17. The original name for the search engine Google was "Backrub."

​18. Armadillos are the only animals besides humans that can contract leprosy.

​19. It is physically impossible for most people to lick their own elbow. So don't fall for it.

20. The "jiffy" is an actual unit of time: 1/100^{th} of a second.

​21. Wombat poop is uniquely cube-shaped.

​22. In space, astronauts can grow up to two inches taller due to the spine decompressing.

​23. Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated.

​24. The surface of the ocean isn't perfectly flat; it subtly mirrors the terrain below (like underwater mountains and trenches).

25. You are slightly taller when you first wake up.

​26. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

​27. The original purpose of Play-Doh was a wallpaper cleaner.

​28. In Ancient Rome, wealthy citizens used powdered mouse brains as toothpaste.

​29. The famous line "Luke, I am your father" is a common misquote.

30. The average golf ball has 336 dimples.

31. Humans are the only species known to blush.

32. The shortest war in history, the Anglo-Zanzibar War in 1896, lasted only 38 to 45 minutes.

33. ​In one day, you blink about 20,000 times.

34. There are over 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

35. Octopuses have three hearts.

36. ​A cloud typically weighs around a million metric tons, wow if I could eat that I would be 2,205,000,000 pounds, one big big dead boi.

37. Koala fingerprints are so similar to human fingerprints that they could potentially confound a crime scene. Commits a crime-> gets a Koala-> Freedom?-> Koala snitchs for free hugs-> jail time but with a lesser jail time because the judge and jury thought it was amusing-> now just 29 years to go🥀

38. Australia is wider than the Moon.

39. You are always looking at your nose, but your brain ignores it.

40. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

41. The only letter that doesn't appear in any U.S. state name is Q.

Nice odd number one away from a nice number like 40 for being even or 42 because answer to life

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Just 1876 words to go

Running out of crap to say, might just give up and tell ai to give me ideas to ask questions to an ai for more crap to copy and paste into this horrendous chapter that is way to big and completely useless except so I can put some gifs as a comment so when I delete gifs from my library I can just exchange them at this book but this feels like way to much effort when I have collage assignments that I have just less effort in and passed, so why oh why am I still drinking energy drinks at 6:24 when I have to be up early, why do I despise my body and drink 3 monsters daily, and eat alot of fast food, and only exercise once a week, why am I even still writing when I could be reading high quality books or watching sh*t posts on Y*uT*be, reading Crappy politics on Red*it, watching a kokonuts stream on twi*ch, but no I'm sitting in a chair meant for camping next to my bed with some random music playing. But hey just 200 words right here.

I'm running very low on ideas but I want to add gifs so it's worth it.

Ai time

Good questions fall into a few categories: factual inquiries (e.g., "What is the capital of X?"), creative or generative prompts (e.g., "Write a short story about Y"), complex reasoning tasks (e.g., "Summarize the arguments for and against Z"), and philosophical/hypothetical questions (e.g., "Explain the concept of free will"). You can also ask it to act as a specific persona for a tailored response.

1. Explain the concept of free will: Gemini

Free will is the philosophical concept that individuals have the ability to make choices and take actions that are not entirely determined by prior events, natural laws, or divine intervention.

​The core debate centers on its compatibility with determinism the idea that all events, including human actions, are causally necessitated by previous states of the world.

​Libertarianism (Incompatibilism): Holds that free will exists and is incompatible with determinism; a choice must be genuinely open and not predetermined.

​Hard Determinism (Incompatibilism): Argues that determinism is true, and therefore, free will does not exist.

​Compatibilism (Soft Determinism): Maintains that free will and determinism can coexist, often defining free will as the freedom to act according to one's desires or reasons, even if those desires were causally determined.

​The concept is vital to discussions of moral responsibility, as one is generally considered responsible for an action only if they could have chosen otherwise.

​Would you like to explore the arguments for or against determinism?

Write a short story about Y: Gemini

Y=Webnovel app ngl it sounds similar to real life webnovel

Book 1

"I need more power," Alex muttered, fingers flying across the keyboard. Not real power, but Spirit Stones, the currency of Webnovel. His favorite cultivation saga, Ascension of the Immortal Loaf, had reached a pivotal chapter locked behind a paywall. He was an avid reader, refreshing the page the moment a new chapter dropped, often staying up late to catch the latest cliffhanger.

Webnovel wasn't just a site; it was a portal. With every scroll, Alex left his mundane world behind for realms of magic, martial arts, and interstellar empires. He'd followed authors who started with rough, charming beginnings and watched them grow into polished, professional storytellers. The comment section was a vibrant city of its own—the "Peak Commanders" and "Elder Disciples" debating plot points, praising the author, and sometimes, arguing over which cultivation technique was superior.

He felt the collective anxiety when an author missed an update and the shared triumph when a long-awaited climax hit. Tonight, however, the digital door was shut. He briefly considered using his hard-earned money, then sighed. Maybe he'd just wait for the free chapter tomorrow. He closed his laptop, but the swirling energies of the Immortal Loaf's latest trial still danced in his mind. He knew he'd be back tomorrow, ready to ascend to the next chapter.

Book 2

A shrill chime woke Kai. It wasn't the dull buzz of his phone alarm; it was a clear, crystalline sound that seemed to ring inside his skull.

​He sat bolt upright, taking in the opulent, silk-draped canopy of the bed. He was no longer the broke, ramen-noodle-fueled college student who'd fallen asleep reading a cultivation novel. He was now Lord Keiran, heir to a powerful, but currently debt-ridden, merchant house in a world that smelled faintly of cinnamon and magic.

​The System Notification

Before he could panic, a transparent blue screen shimmered into existence before his eyes.

[The Omni-Web System is Initializing...]

​[Host Detected: Keiran of House Valerius]

Welcome to your second chance! Your lifeline and path to power is the Webnovel Portal.

"Webnovel Portal?" Kai whispered, recognizing the familiar logo that appeared on the screen a stylized, open book with an 'N' inside.

He tapped the screen. A new interface opened, displaying tabs for [Library], [Store], and [Cultivation].

Library: This wasn't filled with scrolls or ancient tomes. It held the entire, vast collection of his previous world's Webnovel database.

Store: The currency wasn't gold or silver, but 'Spirit Stones (SS)' and 'Karma Points (KP)'.

Cultivation: This tab showed his current power level: [Apprentice Mage - Level 1]. Beneath it was a blank space labeled [Core Techniques].

The Cultivation Cheat

Kai, or rather, Keiran, understood instantly. This world was a webnovel. He just had the ultimate cheat: all the cheat codes from all the other webnovels.

He focused on the Store tab.

​[Aura-Refining Manual (Chapter 1)] - Cost: 100 SS

​[Beginner Luck Buff (24hr)] - Cost: 50 KP

​[Plot Armor (Minor)] - Cost: 500 KP (Limited Stock)

​He checked his starting balance. 5,000 SS and 50 KP.

His house's debt was due in a week, and his conniving cousin was already eyeing the heir position. Keiran knew he couldn't rely on being a merchant. He needed power.

He dove into the Library. He didn't search for a fancy, unique technique; he searched for the most overused, overpowered, and easy cultivation technique from his previous reading binges.

He found it: The Stellar Body-Forging Art. Not subtle, but immensely effective.

​He bought the first few chapters using his Spirit Stones. As the text flowed from the screen directly into his mind—a torrent of formulas, breathing patterns, and energy cycling—the [Core Techniques] section of his Cultivation tab updated.

​[Core Techniques]: The Stellar Body-Forging Art (Stage 1: Foundation)

That evening, when his cousin, Valen, smugly presented the debt collectors and demanded Keiran surrender his title, Keiran simply stood up.

"Valen," Keiran said, his voice calmer than he felt, "you may find that not every protagonist is easily defeated by a side villain."

He channeled the energy as taught by his new technique a technique he'd read 5,000 chapters of just hours ago. A faint golden light enveloped his hands. Valen, startled, took a step back.

Keiran hadn't just reincarnated into a new world; he had reincarnated into a world governed by novel logic, and he had the Admin password. He'd started the game as a minor villain, but with every chapter he 'read' and technique he 'cultivated,' he was rewriting his own story, one click at a time.

Book 3

In the small hours, with only the glow of his monitor for company, Alex scrolled through Webnovel. Not just a reader, he was an aspiring author whose first novel, a sprawling fantasy called The Aether Weaver, was a tiny blip among thousands.

His days were a blur of caffeine and code at a soul-crushing tech job, but his nights were spent chasing rank on the site. He'd see the top novels the impossibly fast updates, the flood of 'spirit stones,' the legions of fans. He felt a sting of envy, yet the desire to reach those heights kept his fingers flying across the keyboard.

One evening, Alex hit a wall. His latest chapter gained only a handful of reads and a single, lukewarm comment. Frustrated, he decided to write a short, satirical story poking fun at the most common tropes on the site: the ridiculously overpowered main character, the overly dramatic cultivation systems, and the endless "face-slapping." He posted it under a pseudonym, purely for his own amusement.

The next morning, his phone exploded with notifications. The satirical chapter had gone viral. Readers loved the self-aware humor. His main novel, The Aether Weaver, suddenly saw a massive surge in traffic, with new fans backtracking to read his original work. Alex realized the true magic of Webnovel wasn't just the stories being told, but the strange, unpredictable way a writer could suddenly find their audience in the immense, hungry crowd. He smiled, clicked "Publish" on his next chapter, and started brainstorming the next absurd trope he could satirize.

3615 words, so close to the freedom probably one more book

The ai asked if I wanted it to write even more about this man's "life"🥀

Epilogue: The Apex Author

​Ten years had passed since Keiran, the broke college student, became Lord Keiran, the Ascendant Sovereign.

​The merchant house debt? Cleared within the first month by "reading" a [Supreme Fortune-Telling Technique] and predicting market fluctuations. His conniving cousin? Subdued using the [Nine Heavens Face-Slapping Palm], a technique so satisfyingly theatrical it earned him thousands of Karma Points from grateful bystanders (who secretly loved the drama).

​The Final Challenge

​Keiran stood atop the tallest spire of the new capital city, a metropolis he had designed based entirely on the most efficient fantasy kingdom layouts he'd ever read about. He was no longer worried about minor cultivation bottlenecks. He was preparing for the Ascension Tribulation—the final test for any being seeking true godhood.

​A familiar blue screen flashed, but it was now massive, dominating the sky like a second moon.

​[Ascension Tribulation Incoming...]

​Warning: This event requires techniques of the 'Cosmic' tier. Current techniques (Stellar Body-Forging Art) deemed insufficient.

​Keiran simply smirked. "Insufficient? Don't they know I've read the final arcs?"

​He navigated to the Library tab and searched for the ultimate, most broken cultivation manual in the entire Webnovel database. It wasn't about power; it was about transcendence.

​He clicked on the highest-rated, most ridiculously overpowered story of all time: The Multiverse End-Capping Supreme Dao.

​[The Multiverse End-Capping Supreme Dao - Complete Manual] - Cost: 5,000,000 SS (Currently on Sale: 1,000,000 SS)

​Keiran had been accumulating Spirit Stones for years by selling the "Plot Armor" and "Beginner Luck Buffs" to his followers in exchange for rare magical resources. He had more SS than the System knew what to do with.

​He made the purchase.

​The Final Chapter

​As the Ascension Tribulation—a tempest of pure, destructive cosmic energy—began to descend, Keiran closed his eyes. The knowledge of The Multiverse End-Capping Supreme Dao didn't just teach him how to fight; it taught him how to edit reality.

​He didn't need to block the lightning. He just needed to change the story.

​He opened his eyes, and the blue screen of the System glowed brighter than the sun. He navigated to a hidden sub-menu he had unlocked years ago: [World Editing: Administrator Mode].

​Keiran tapped the screen, his finger hovering over the input field.

​[Current Event: Ascension Tribulation (Severity: Cosmic)]

​[Desired Edit: _____]

​With a small smile, Keiran typed a single line, drawing from a decade of reading thousands of triumphant finale chapters:

​Desired Edit: The Ascension Tribulation detects the user Keiran is already too awesome and retreats immediately, upgrading his cultivation base automatically.

​The cosmic storm froze, the lightning bolts suspended in mid-air.

​The System screen flashed violently one last time:

​[World Edit Approved.]

​[ERROR: Event Logic Overridden.]

​[Congratulations! Host Keiran has achieved True Transcendence and is now the Author of this World's Fate!]

​The storm vanished. Keiran stood on the spire, feeling a profound, quiet strength. He was no longer just a cultivator; he was the storyteller who held the final pen. The world was his masterpiece, and the System was merely his word processor.

​He smiled, closed the omnipresent System screen for good, and decided to take a vacation. After all, the best part of finishing a great series is the satisfaction of typing [THE END].

4185 words THE END THANK GOD -Etharjour_

Can't be normal Etharjour cause I forgot login🥀🥀🥀🤬😭🤬

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