A divine entity named Kamuna was born within the dimensional barriers of the myriad anime realms, a god forged from the fusion of interdimensional rifts.
From the moment he gained consciousness, Kamuna instinctively absorbed the full narratives of every anime world—that is, all the so-called "plotlines."
But then came the torrent of negative emotions—sorrow, regret, worry, fear—flooding his mind and slowly consuming the purity of his divine spirit.
If things continued down this path, the sacred god would inevitably fall… and become a demon.
And once Kamuna became a demon, he could very well bring about the destruction of all anime realms across the heavens.
In his final moment of clarity, with only a sliver of sanity remaining, Kamuna transformed his wings into a system.
A system named: The Editing System.
Through video montages broadcast across the anime multiverse, he would dispel sorrow, regrets, and fear—restoring emotional balance.
Only then was he able to return to his original form: the sacred god tasked with maintaining harmony in the anime worlds.
One image after another flashed through Kamuna's mind.
Now then… where should I start spoiling things?
The Shinobi World.
In the Hidden Leaf Village of the Land of Fire, the third match of the Chūnin Exams was about to begin.
Inside the arena, Rock Lee unwrapped the heavy weights from his ankles and tossed them to the ground—dust exploded into the air, rising nearly three meters high. The whole crowd was stunned by the spectacle.
And then—BOOM! Thunder cracked across the sky.
"Huh? What's going on?" Naruto stood there looking around, confused. "Did Lee's jutsu do that? So scary!!"
Shhh—shhh—shhh!
ANBU figures darted through the shadows, quickly moving toward the source of the noise.
And then, out of nowhere, a massive screen descended into the room—just like the ones you'd find in a movie theater. Naruto's eyes went wide.
"Wait… is this part of the exam?"
The Pirate World.
One week remained before Fire Fist Ace's public execution.
Luffy had just learned of Ace's capture. He sat atop the tallest tower in Amazon Lily's castle, gazing into the distance.
"Ace, wait for me. I'm coming to save you."
Suddenly, a massive screen unfurled from the sky above.
At that exact moment, Marineford—the Navy Headquarters—experienced the same phenomenon.
"Have we identified that thing yet?"
"No. Looks like a mirage. Can't touch it. Only a faint projection. Doesn't seem dangerous so far."
"Dangerous or not, we need to get rid of it. The execution's about to begin. We can't afford any chaos right now."
"Yes, sir!"
Meanwhile…
In the New World, the Whitebeard Pirates were also staring at the strange screen that had suddenly appeared.
In fact, the same mysterious screen had popped up all over the world.
Yet no one could figure out what it was or where it came from.
[The Bizarre Rankings Video is about to begin. Please remain calm and await the broadcast...]
"'Bizarre Rankings'? What's that supposed to mean?" Luffy tilted his head in confusion, his big round eyes filled with curiosity.
[Kamuna Explains: As the name suggests, 'Bizarre Rankings' highlights the most outrageous individuals across the worlds of pirates and ninjas. For example: the brother-obsessed big brother who slaughtered his entire clan to give his sibling cheats; the heroic father who sealed the Nine-Tails inside himself just so his child wouldn't lose at the starting line; or the grand performance during the Summit War, where the entire Navy was putting on a show...]
"????"
Marineford.
Fleet Admiral Sengoku stood under his peace dove hat, nearly lifting his goatee in disbelief.
"How is it that I can understand every word individually… but together, they make no sense at all?!"
Garp, who had just been arguing with Sengoku over Ace's public execution, suddenly burst out laughing.
"Puhahaha! I don't know what it is, but it sounds pretty fun!"
The three Admirals had just assembled at headquarters, but when they saw the message on the screen, they froze on the spot.
Akainu scowled. "Slander! This is slander against the Navy!"
The entire Navy putting on a show?!
War isn't child's play! Whoever is behind this must be a villainous pirate trying to tarnish the Navy's name!
Sabaody Archipelago.
Trafalgar Law looked up at the newly emerged screen, brows furrowed. "What an irritating development…"
Nearby, Hawkins sat slumped against a wall, his head bleeding from a recent Kizaru kick, tarot cards in hand.
"Risk of this bizarre screen… 50%..."
"Fortune… unreadable. The signs are pure chaos."
Eustass Kid, with his wild hedgehog-like hair and even wilder temper, found the spectacle absolutely infuriating. Had it not been for his recent beating by an Admiral, he might have smashed the thing already.
"What the hell is this creepy screen? A Navy trick?"
The New World.
Whole Cake Island.
Emperor Big Mom chomped down massive spoonfuls of cake. "Mamamamama~ Summit War? Oh, how exciting!"
Wano Country.
Kaido took a swig from his enormous gourd. "Worororororo, ninja?"
"Are we talking about Orochi, that useless clown?"
Red Force.
Red-Haired Shanks narrowed his eyes slightly. His usual carefree expression was replaced with solemn authority.
"Summit War?"
Ben Beckman analyzed calmly beside him. "So far, there's been no war officially called the Summit War—unless it's referring to something in the future."
"If it's the Navy's full might against the entire Whitebeard Pirates, that would definitely qualify as a Summit War."
"And if I had to guess… this screen can cross dimensions."
Beckman speculated that the Pirate World refers to their own realm, while the Shinobi World may be one ruled—or ravaged—by ninjas.
The Shinobi World.
Land of Fire, Hidden Leaf Village.
Naruto scratched the whisker marks on his cheeks and squinted at the text on the screen, reading aloud, word by word:
"To ensure his child wouldn't lose at the starting line, the old father sealed the Nine-Tails inside himself…"
"Huh? Nine-Tails?"
"And... old father?" Naruto furrowed his brows like he was solving a world-ending riddle.
What does the Nine-Tails have to do with his father? He didn't get it.
Wasn't the Nine-Tails sealed by the Fourth Hokage?
"And what's this about a starting line?! What are they talking about, dattebayo?!"
Kakashi let out a deep sigh, dead-fish eyes squinting at the screen.
Why did it all feel so sarcastic?
Both lines seemed to target his two students. Was he just imagining things?
Nara Shikaku, who already knew who had sealed the Nine-Tails, could easily guess Naruto's true parentage.
So... was it true?
Did the Fourth Hokage seal the Nine-Tails inside himself to give Naruto an edge?
And what about that "brother-obsessed big brother who slaughtered his entire clan"?
Shikaku shivered as a chill ran down his spine.
If that was true… then having a brother like that was just too terrifying.
Meanwhile, Sasuke—still training Chidori with Kakashi—stared blankly at the phrase:
"Slaughtered his entire clan just to give his brother a cheat code."
Wait a second. That's Itachi, isn't it?
To give his brother a cheat code?! What kind of twisted joke is that?!
His eyes flashed with icy killing intent.
Sparks of lightning erupted as he activated his Chidori, legs kicking off the ground, charging straight at the screen.
THUD!
He passed right through it and crashed to the ground—
The screen remained completely unaffected.
It was like striking thin air. Nothing.
Damn it!
Kakashi quickly held him back. "Don't rush. Calm down."
[Communication channels between the Pirate and Ninja Worlds are now open!]
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