Men, now that the nuisance is gone, we can start the fight, let's take this ship. Don Krieg ordered his men.
YES. Don Krieg's pirates shouted with excitement.
**Don Krieg**
**Level**: 20
**Race**: Human
**Title**: King of the East Blue
**Equipment**: Armor 30,000 HP 300 Strength
**HP**: 35,000
**SP**: 40,000
**Vitality**: 50
**Strength**: 500
**Agility**: 180
**Stamina**: 400
**Wisdom**: 1
**Luck**: 0
Just a weakling who depends on his armor. Seriously, even Gin is stronger than him if he takes off that stupid armor. *Haru thought, looking at their stats.*
**Gin**
**Level**: 20
**Race**: Human
**Title**: Gin the Demon Man
**HP**: 10,000
**SP**: 50,000
**Vitality**: 100
**Strength**: 250
**Agility**: 200
**Stamina**: 500
**Wisdom**: 100
**Luck**: 700
Haru looked at them, itching for a fight.
They want a fight too? Great! Old man, let's make a deal! I take them out, and we're even, deal? *Luffy asked Zeff.*
Something Haru discovered was that Luffy's wisdom kept changing every second. He noticed this when they met; Haru had started using Observer while awake, just leveling up, and saw that Luffy's wisdom fluctuated constantly, which is why he said something smart.
Do as you wish. If I let you stay here for a whole year, the restaurant would be destroyed. *Zeff said.*
Alright! *Luffy said.*
You said you'd be the Pirate King? Were you serious? *Zeff asked Luffy.*
Yes, of course, I'll be the Pirate King! *Luffy said.*
I see a lot of people out there who are all talk, but I rarely see someone so confident. *Zeff said.*
Haru decided to ignore this talk and rest a bit to recover the 1,000 MP, which would take a long time.
Luffy kept talking to Zeff about being the Pirate King, asking if Zeff wanted to be one too.
Meanwhile, Krieg started yelling at his subordinates, saying Mihawk used some special power to cut the ship, and that Luffy was nothing special once you entered the Grand Line. Krieg then said Zeff spent a whole year there, so he might have information in his diary about fighting the Grand Line monsters and about One Piece.
[Scene Change]
Haru woke up from his nap to a loud metal sound. When he looked, he saw an idiot covered in thick metal wheels, shouting about danger.
Then the metal parts caught fire. Haru heard the other pirates saying he catches fire when he feels threatened.
Fire Pearl!
Special Toast!
The idiot threw fire everywhere. Haru quickly extinguished the fire that caught him with a bit of water magic, leaving him with only 5,000 magic.
Maybe I should hook up with Nojiko after that fish guy is gone. *Haru was thinking; he was in a serious dry spell without sex all these days in this world.*
Sanji jumped into the fire, attacking the guy with metal shields on his body that were burning.
Sanji was saying that if he were afraid of fire, he wouldn't be a cook.
The burning metal guy shot flaming bullets toward Zeff.
Zeff simply swung his wooden leg, extinguishing the fire and stopping the bullets.
Haru saw Krieg throw an iron ball at Sanji, but Luffy repelled it with his hands.
The iron ball ended up knocking down the mast of Krieg's ship, hitting Pearl's head and defeating him.
Gin then took Zeff hostage. After more bullshit talk that Haru ignored, Pearl got up, using Gin's hostage to keep Sanji from moving while beating him. Sanji took more hits while everyone was focused on this. Haru took out the background pirates in the restaurant.
Haru saw Sanji getting up from the ground.
The old man… gave up everything he had so I could live. If I don't risk my life, I'll never be able to repay that old man! *Sanji said, shouting at the end.*
Why did you get up, Sanji? *Gin asked.*
Even if it's just to make this restaurant last one more minute. *Sanji replied.*
That idiot's going to die? *Patty said.*
Stupid kid. *Zeff said.*
Another great speech! But now this restaurant will close its doors! Now it'll be a pirate ship! *Pearl said.*
Luffy, annoyed, raised his leg in the air.
Rubber
Axe
When Haru saw this, he jumped to the upper part of the restaurant.
After the water explosion, everyone except Haru was shocked to see Baratie's fin destroyed.
That kid, how dare he do such a thing?! Want to destroy the ship? Gin! Blow Zeff's head off, hurry up! *Krieg shouted.*
But he gave food to feed our men! *Gin said.*
Damn you, Gin. *Krieg was interrupted by Luffy.*
I didn't attack you; I just destroyed the fin.
Luffy, your wisdom shift is incredible, but you attacked Pearl. Idiot. *Haru thought.*
Waiter, you bastard! What are you going to do? *Sanji asked Luffy.*
Sink it.
What?
I'm going to sink the ship. *Luffy said.*
Are you kidding? *Everyone shouted, including Haru.*
I was wondering how I'd justify this. Are you crazy, you bastard? *Sanji shouted, grabbing Luffy by the shirt.*
If I destroy the ship, they won't get what they want. *Luffy said.*
Ahhh, what do you think you know? What about the debt I have to this place? What do you know about the restaurant? *Sanji asked Luffy.*
And that's why you decided to die for the restaurant! Are you some kind of idiot?
Says the guy who'd die to be the Pirate King. *Haru thought, laughing at the situation.*
What's that? *Sanji asked.*
Dying won't repay the kindness you received. He didn't save your life for you to throw it away. After being saved from certain death, choosing to die is something only a loser would do. *Luffy said.*
So what do you suggest? *Sanji asked.*
Frankly, Luffy, you have no right to say that. After all, you decided you'd die to be the Pirate King; it's the same thing with Sanji and the restaurant. *Haru was thinking about Luffy's stupid contradictions while Luffy and Sanji argued like dogs.*
Haru ignored them. After Pearl reappeared, Gin defeated him and asked for Krieg's forgiveness.
Gin asked Krieg to let him kill Sanji with his own hands.
Krieg talked more bullshit to Luffy, which Haru kept ignoring, and saw Gin attacking Sanji.
Sanji got annoyed with Gin, who seemed to pity him, then dodged and knocked him down.
Gin started choking Sanji but stopped, crying and saying he couldn't kill him.
Don Krieg was about to release poison. Luffy rushed in but was attacked by spiked bullets.
Gin threw away the mask. Luffy grabbed two masks for Gin and Sanji, but when he went to get one for himself, there were none left.
After the poison bomb exploded, Gin ended up saving Luffy and Sanji.
Gin got poisoned, and the restaurant's boss went to help him.
Luffy got angry and attacked Krieg.
Haru watched Luffy's fight with Krieg.
Krieg is too weak; his resistance is low, and he only relies on his armor. *Haru was talking to himself.*
Haru really found it incredible that someone like Krieg would claim to be the strongest after seeing Mihawk.
When Luffy fell into the water, Sanji saved him. Gin took Krieg to leave.
Half an hour later, Sanji made a soup. The cooks were complaining, telling him to follow Luffy with the pirates.
Luffy and Haru were eating Sanji's soup when Haru sensed one of the bounty hunters approaching at high speed.
Yosaku explained that the place Nami was heading to, if their calculations were correct, was very dangerous, and they needed help.
Sanji decided to become the cook. Yosaku and Luffy started celebrating like kids, one of the reasons Haru always slept.
The cooks prepared the small boat for the trip while Sanji cried during the farewell.
[Scene Change]
In the middle of the ocean, Haru, Luffy, Sanji, and Yosaku were relaxing until Luffy started joking about figuring out the direction to the Grand Line.
Yosaku started explaining the three major powers of the Grand Line to Luffy, Sanji, and Haru, though Haru already knew.
Haru decided to sleep. He'd wake up when they reached the island.
[Scene Change]
Haru woke up to a loud crash on the boat. When he looked around, he saw a forest, and the ship was completely wrecked. He heard Luffy saying they'd arrived.
Damn it, what's wrong with you guys? *Zoro shouted, emerging from under the wreckage of the small boat.*
What do you mean we came to take Nami back? You haven't found her yet? And where are Usopp and Johnny? *Luffy asked Zoro.*
Zoro panicked and said Usopp was captured by Arlong, and if they didn't rescue him, he'd be killed.
Johnny arrived and said he was already killed by Nami.
Haru wanted to get out of this world fast; he'd had enough of a break from devils.
Haru went to sleep in the middle of the forest until it was time to leave this island.
[Scene Change]
Haru woke up to a scream. When he looked, it was Usopp running from a fish.
Using reinforcement, Haru appeared in front of the fish, defeating it.
Haru saw Usopp still running away, so he decided to head in the direction Usopp came from, where the fish was chasing him.
[Scene Change]
Haru arrived and saw Luffy fighting Arlong.
Haru had no interest in watching this.
So Haru passed in front of the people. He passed by Nami and Nojiko, Sanji, and a barely awake Zoro.
Where were you while we were fighting? *Sanji asked.*
Sleeping.
That's what Haru answered. Haru left Zoro shouting after Arlong sent him flying into the walls.
Haru used Sonido and appeared in front of Arlong.
Hadou 90 Black Sarcophagus.
Haru felt his MP draining as Arlong was trapped in the Hadou 90.
When the Hadou 90 disappeared, Arlong fell dead to the ground, bleeding from his entire body.
**[Mission Complete]**
**[Kill Arlong]**
**[Reward: 100,000,000,000 XP : 20,000,000 Berry : 200,000 TK : 100 Status Points : You received 1 exit ticket]**
**[You reached level 19]**
How much damage does this do?
-500,000 HP
What the hell kind of damage is that? I don't even want to know how much damage it would do with an enchantment.
While Haru was lost in thought, the people were in a state of shock, especially Nami and Sanji, who thought he couldn't do anything. Zoro, because he knew Haru had some tricks up his sleeve, but this was too much. Luffy had stars in his eyes over the technique Haru used.
The villagers, because they didn't know it would be so easy to defeat Arlong.
[Scene Change]
In the village, a party was happening to celebrate Arlong's defeat… oops, Arlong's death.
While Luffy ate a lot.
Zoro drank nonstop.
Usopp told lies.
Sanji tried to pick up girls without success.
As for Haru, he was having fun.
[Scene Change]
At Nami's house, Haru was receiving a blowjob from Nami and Nojiko. Well, it was just Nojiko at first, but Nami showed up and joined in.
Haru was standing while both were on their knees. Nami was deep-throating.
Nojiko was playing with his balls.
I'm cumming, Nami. *Holding her head, Haru made her swallow everything.*
Nami got on all fours on the bed and asked Haru to fuck her ass. So Haru grabbed her ass cheeks and pushed deeper and deeper. Oh, Haru, fuck my ass harder. *She begged.* Haru started thrusting harder.
Soon the bed was creaking and shaking as Haru fucked Nami's ass. Nami screamed with pleasure. Your cock is so big, fuck me, fuck me more, Haru.
You're so tight. *Haru said, using all his strength.*
Nami suffered orgasm after orgasm. As the minutes passed, two hours of solid ass-fucking.
They went from doggy style to reverse cowgirl, with Nami slamming her ass along Haru's cock with everything she had.
Oh shit, I'm cumming again! *Nami screamed, moaning, slamming her ass again, tightening around Haru's cock.* Then Haru came again, making Nami scream even louder.
Nami soon passed out.
Then Haru moved to Nojiko, whose tight pussy he had just eaten.
Nojiko, riding Haru in cowgirl position, started bouncing on his cock with her meaty pussy.
Oh fuck, Haru, I'm gonna cum! Your cock is too big. *Nojiko screamed with pleasure as her pussy tightened around Haru's cock, making Haru cum with her.*
Haru fucked Nojiko until Nami woke up, then took Nami again, fucking their brains out all night.
[Scene Change]
In the forest, far from the group, Haru was holding a ticket in his hand.
Tearing the ticket, a magic circle appeared under Haru.
~ Finally, I'm going back.